dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.
THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!
She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.
Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.
Mary is a cat lover.
And now her initials are “MEW.”
This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
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its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies
truly a noble creature
I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true?????????
u bet ur bippy it is
also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting
woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks
Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions.
most accurate weather in the world.
"hey whats the weather like right now?"
"oh its shadow on ground"
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time
Alfredo Linguini and Remy from Ratatouille.
Cosplay: Myself + Chowder
I really love that Disney Movie.
I`ve got Rats since 8 years or what and lateley I watched that Movie and looked at my Rat Chowder who has a really fancy brown nature coloring…so we came up with that short Cosplay Idea.
It`s a small-for-the-lulz one but I really like it and Chowder was great.
In Case someone might worry: I know my Pets very well, I know Chowder is a calm,chilled Dude, he had a lot of Breaks, his Bro Splinter for Support and a lot of delicious Veggies to eat during the few hours we made the Photos.
He was totally fine and his Fur is just colored blue with Photoshop :)
No Animals were harmed but I got smashed with Pans and Noodles :D
SCREAMS SIDEWAYS OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET AND INTO THE SUN
cutest moment from the TIME photoshoot video