my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
Book 2: Rebel Spirit
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
Nice things to call someone you are romantically involved with:
- floppity bop
- strawberry lace
- child of the clouds
- button bottom
- captain of the forest
- doctor cute trousers
- pollen prince
Siri has no heart
don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with
Jensen is like a scared baby koala.
Babies are dicks
Mycroft is unamused to discover an entire museum dedicated to his impudent little brother.
This happens to my friends a lot!
holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.
That is, I believe, known as a burn on you.
I like that the baby miraculously calmed down. That should have been a sign to that woman to run to for the hills.
when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation